Monthly Archives: January 2014

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Dayz Diary – Day 4 – “I’m alive! I can touch, I can feel, I can fondle — I’m alive! Don’t you think it’s incredible? I AM ALIVE!!!!”

 

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Day 4

I awake near the coast, the tide is lapping on my feet as the swell pushes the sea onto the shoreline. A few moments of peace descends as the sun shines on my back and the wind gently drifts through the trees…

Wait a minute, didn’t this happen 3 days ago? What kind of random groundhog day am I living in. In fact where’s my Andie MacDowell in a cute knitted jumper? Where’s my alarm clock? Why the fuck am I not reliving that day I met those cute Norwegian twins! Continue Reading →

DayZ Diary – Day 3 – “I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot”

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Day 3

 Author’s note: If you’d like to know where the places I mention are a map of the DayZ world can be found HERE
 

Kamyshovo… it’s fading into the distance, very much like my moral ambiguity toward axing people in the head. I’m heading north, well I’m guessing north since I have no map or compass and a vague recollection of past visits to this area. I’m trying to get to Msta, a small village I know for a fact has a well in it and a nice former hospital where I hope I can find something to replace all the blood I don’t have. Continue Reading →

Episode 16 of The Final Lap Podcast is online!

Episode 16 of The Final Lap is now live, join us for another episode of F1 related nonsense ready for you to stream, download and subscribe to on Itunes!

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-final-lap-podcast/id730081326?mt=2

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Dayz Diary – Day 2 – ‘I think it would have been difficult to keep on living once my head was chopped off.’

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A lighthouse is a sign of hope, guidance in the choppy seas sending a wayward traveler onto the safe path back home. This lighthouse, however, is a twat. Fuck. This. Lighthouse. Continue Reading →

DayZ Diary – Day 1 – ‘It’s a dangerous business going out your door…’

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Day 1

I awake near the coast, the tide is lapping on my feet as the swell pushes the sea onto the shoreline. A few moments of peace descends as the sun shines on my back and the wind gently drifts through the trees… Continue Reading →